He also mentions you in the book, saying you decided to retire because you were tired of alarm clocks waking you up or some such nonsense.
Well, at least I didn't say that she retired early because she wanted to spend the remaining days of her life launching big noisy stinkies in public places, like she does since she got hooked up with Greaney. The alarm-clock thing sounds pretty darn sensible when the more recent realities are taken into consideration, no?
I mean, come on.
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